Sorry about that Colombo, I mean ninjamatt. If you've ever been to this place called college
you would realize they issue you a twin bed on campus. Twin XL actually. And then, when you go home, you sleep on your own bed in your own room. It's a pretty crazy concept, I know. I figured my student ID sitting on a storage container being substituted as a nightstand in the first photo would have been a dead giveaway.
And for the sake of keeping things PG, I elected to use the most unoffensive pictures. Another crazy idea. Let's say some girl has just gotten done taking both inches you had to give her. Yep, both of them. And let's say this girl wants to use your bathroom. She could walk down the hallway naked, but wait you have three roommates. Better throw something on just in case. The first girl did the nude walk once, and bumped into my roommate on the way back. Once again, none of this has any relevance to the topic at hand. If you want to see pictures of naked girls you have the other 98% of the internet for that, which you are no stranger to I'm sure.
I could give a crap if the girls find these photos, which they probably won't, since they are neither from Dallas nor male. I may have a pair of brass balls for posting them but I'd hardly call myself a badass, seeing as these are not demeaning photos in any way. If these girls' exes and future boyfriends don't care that I dicked them down, then it surprises me some random guys on a forum would care.
Back to the topic at hand. You wouldn't be able to get it up for a girl who is slightly below what I would call an unrealistically high standard? Especially for a newbie? Yes, you are a newbie, and you can't prove jack squat about yourself from Little Rock, AR. Whatever hilarious standards you claim you're setting, you wouldn't even know what to do with yourself if you actually landed a girl of that caliber. But if the idea of a nude
girl in your bed doesn't get you rock hard, then not only do I think you're fooling yourself, but I suggest a few of these:So that's settled.
When it comes to this forum, it appears there's no happy medium between being a fraud and proving you're legit. Well since neither of you come out in Dallas and refuse to sarge with me, there's no way for me to prove otherwise. Also, no way for you to prove otherwise. But you appear quite intent on bringing others down, so I challenge you to disprove this one.Oh shit, here comes the boom...
If you close now you can save your careers on this forum...
Too late to turn back now...Maybe I photoshopped myself in there. Yeah, that's it.